nOOO NONONOSADJGSHDFKALEF:LMDS
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imagine how pissed bucky got when he learned that steve jumped on a grenade in training camp
(via sammyforpresident)
shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,
This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board
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Look At the Big Baby!
10/10 would create nightmarish centaur fusion with
look at his horse feathers! <3
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On a border between two States
Someone has written,
“Fuck your nationalism.
We are all Earthlings.”And on the Mexican border,
Someone has ripped through a fence
Of reinforced chicken wire
With bolt cutters,
And erected a hammock
By suspending it
Between two of the fence’s
Concrete pillars.After swinging gently back and forth,
From Texas to Mexico and then
From Mexico back to Texas,
They doze off; contemptuous
Of the security guards
Patrolling this artificial demarcation –
For, once upon a time,
Texas was Mexico
And Texas didn’t exist.When Eugene Debs was imprisoned
For conscientious objection in World War One
He said, on September 11th 1915,
“I have no country to fight for
My country is the earth
I’m a citizen of the world.”– Heathcote Williams, “No Borders”
(via sammyforpresident)

that sounds like something patrick stump would say
God bless the Simpsons
(Source: exceptuada, via sammyforpresident)
hey if you’re under 18 dont post nudes of yourself
Hey if you’re under 18 do whatever the hell you want with your body because it’s your body
If you’re under 18 and you take nude photos if yourself, thats considered child pornography. If you’re sending them to people, thats considered distribution of child porn and you can be arrested even if its yours. Know the law before you tell ppl to do stupid things.
It’s really stupid that this is illegal. The purpose of child pornography laws is to prevent people from posting depiction of abused kids. To have it apply to a 17-year-old with a selfie is ridiculous. (IIRC there was a case where it applied to someone drawing pornographic images? Which is also ridiculous.) Where’s the victim?
I’ve been told kids sexting is bad because it could lead to the images being circulated without their consent. Meanwhile, I have not heard any calls to criminalize sexting at all ages, despite the existence of revenge porn.
Look, if your concern is “teens have time preferences and make bad decisions” go regulate teen drivers more.
This isn’t my problem, I don’t have a datemate and my webcam has a sticky note. But it is a problem.
Anyway, the “it’s your body” line is hilarious. If it’s my body, why can’t I drink coffee or bring acetaminophen to school? Why can’t I self-injure? Why am I not entitled to the products of the labor my body performs? Why can’t I make medical decisions for myself?
[begins to leave topic] Why don’t I have any freedom of movement? Why is it legal for people to coerce me into worshipping their deities? Why don’t I have freedom of speech in school or at home, or any right to access uncensored media? Why do the people who ask me how to encrypt their emails turn around and say they think my parents are entitled to read mine? Why do I have exactly as much of a right to privacy as I can enforce with encryption?
Someday, it will become my body, but right now it’s pretty clear that it’s not.
Anyway:
hey if you’re under 18 learn how to securely and covertly send photos before you send nudes, because just because it should be legal doesn’t mean it is. also make sure the recipient gives informed (risk-aware!) consent to receiving the images. wickr might work here, idk though.
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loudest-subtext-in-television:
bug-catcher-in-viridian-forest:
Sherlock (TV series) - Crack Theory
MORIARTY:
What’s the final problem?
I did tell you …but did you listen?
How hard do you find it, having to say “I don’t know”?
SHERLOCK:
I don’t know.
MORIARTY:
Oh, that’s clever; that’s very clever; awfully clever.
[…]
MORIARTY:
Learn to. Because I owe you a fall, Sherlock. I owe you.What is the final problem? Let find out with… Pitman shorthand!
IT
IS
JOHN
Yes, it is you John, you keep him right.
And this is what happens when your show is on hiatus.
badgeenvy
canard-a-trois-pattes
loudest-subtext-in-television
I hope you’re all proud of my progress.
Do not think for a moment that I didn’t try to translate the “I don’t know” to which Moriarty replies “awfully clever”, in order to see if it formed a word, but it just turns out something like V J - U
Disclaimer: the universe sometimes is actually lazy and this is just a crack theory.You call this crack, I call this something I am definitely going to ask Moftiss one day if given the opportunity. If the universe is this lazy, though, I like this universe.



![loudest-subtext-in-television:
bug-catcher-in-viridian-forest:
Sherlock (TV series) - Crack TheoryMORIARTY: What’s the final problem? I did tell you …but did you listen?
How hard do you find it, having to say “I don’t know”?
SHERLOCK: I don’t know.MORIARTY: Oh, that’s clever; that’s very clever; awfully clever.
[…]MORIARTY: Learn to. Because I owe you a fall, Sherlock. I owe you.What is the final problem? Let find out with… Pitman shorthand!IT IS JOHNYes, it is you John, you keep him right.And this is what happens when your show is on hiatus.badgeenvycanard-a-trois-pattesloudest-subtext-in-televisionI hope you’re all proud of my progress.Do not think for a moment that I didn’t try to translate the “I don’t know” to which Moriarty replies “awfully clever”, in order to see if it formed a word, but it just turns out something like V J - UDisclaimer: the universe sometimes is actually lazy and this is just a crack theory.
You call this crack, I call this something I am definitely going to ask Moftiss one day if given the opportunity. If the universe is this lazy, though, I like this universe.](http://40.media.tumblr.com/42774aa215e58006509283bc908aa9ce/tumblr_nrv65aXidy1uvjkxuo1_500.png)